A great invention and some funnies ...

Hi There,




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& Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



&
Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.



&
Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.



&
Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.



&
Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).



&
Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.



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NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH



A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.



The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,

But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:



Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together..

I come once-a-more! .

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time.'



The lady can't take this anymore,

"You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!"

She retorted indignantly.

'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex?



I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '..



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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Australian scientists

found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the

conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more

than 150 years ago.



Not to be outdone by the Aussies, in the weeks that followed, an

American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and, shortly after, a

story was published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists,

finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their

ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50

years earlier than the Australians".



One week later, a Council in East Ayrshire reported the following:



"After digging as deep as 30 feet in New Cumnock, Eck Davidson, a

self-taught archaeologist and retired miner, reported that he found

absolutely f *ck all.



Eck has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Scotland had already

gone wireless."





Cheers, Kate xxx.