DNR = Blogging EXCELLENCE...Vote Now
So go to this link, kids. Vote for DesigNate Robertson early and often. Resist temptation to vote for a good blog like Roar of the Tigers, Detroit4Lyfe, The Wayne Fontes Experience, or one of the others. That would be boring. Instead, vote for um, CHANGE and stuff.
My campaign promises that I won't keep:
-Death to Don Kelly on pay-per-view. Money to be donated to one of Inge's favorite hospitals. And my wallet.
-Free, um, favors from the FSD girls and/or Rick Porcello. Whatever floats your boat.
-A promotion from Toledo for TIMO!
-A demotion from Toledo for CLETE!
-Fewer lazy posts. (yeah, right)
-A flat tax! Maybe...once someone explains to me what a flat tax is!
-Guns, hookers, and firetrucks.
-Nate Robertson's return...but just to the Mud Hens. More Nate equals more DNR fun.
-A rest for Alex Avila. They're gonna kill him, you know.
-And other stuff. Whatever you want. Who loves ya, baby?
/winks at chubby intern
I got this down already...