A Pencil's story, a safe catch and some funnies...





Hi There,



A PENCIL MAKER TOLD THE PENCIL 5 IMPORTANT LESSONS JUST BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE BOX :

1.) EVERYTHING YOU DO WILL ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK ..

2.) YOU CAN ALWAYS CORRECT THE MISTAKES YOU MAKE.

3.) WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU.

4.) IN LIFE, YOU WILL UNDERGO PAINFUL SHARPENINGS,
WHICH WILL ONLY MAKE YOU BETTER.

5.) TO BE THE BEST PENCIL, YOU MUST ALLOW YOURSELF
TO BE HELD AND GUIDED BY THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU.

"Always remember that you are a special person, with unique God-given talents and abilities. Only you can fulfill the purpose which you were born to accomplish. Never allow yourself to get discouraged and think that your life is insignificant and can not be changed and, like the pencil, always remember that the most important part of who you are, is what's inside of you."
~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~


~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~


What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when your wife is pregnant, Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant and Panic is when they are both pregnant.

A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children,"Are all these kids yours?" The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.



Cheers, Kate xxx.