Are you Kathlick? and other funnies ...

Well ...... 'Hi' there!

THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them ...They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school . So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there. One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?" The janitor said "Sure!" and he took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads... in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "You are now baptized!"

When they got outside, one of them asked, "'What religion do you think we are?" The oldest one said, " Well, we're not Kathlick ! because they pour the water on you." "We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water.. "We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you". The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water? They all joined in asking, "Yeah! What do you think that means?" "I think it means we're Pisskopailians!"

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Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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Some of you may have already had a look at this video which I had included in a post way back in spring 2009.... and I have just come across it again - I thought it hilarious so have added it today - enjoy !

Cheers, Kate xxx.