Blonde Funny / Dulcimer ?

Hi There,

I love blonde funnies and hope you enjoy this one ...

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words."I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug that thing in."

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I paid a visit to lom's site recently where she had loaded ' Kubla Khan' - it's a beautiful poem which when you read it you feel like you can actually hear the rhythm of the words sounding like music. ( Ahem...... there is a possibility that I sound like I have gone doolally here but hey... what the hell ! )

In the poem there is mention of a dulcimer, this is a type of musical instrument which, according to Rob, his father made and repaired, so ... having read the poem I was again reminded to check out ' dulcimer ' on the net (via Google) and the next part shows one of them on You Tube - I hope you enjoy it !

Cheers from the land of the Tartan, Love Kate xxx.