Airport runway with parking/ Civil Rights / Scrabble...

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Great Engineering ...

They should build them all like this with plenty of parking spaces underneath. Now, here's something you don't see every day! The new airport runway on the Portuguese island of Madeira. The runway has a length of 2781 meters, (9000 ft), of which 1000 meters are supported by 180 pillars, each pillar 50 meters in length (about 17 floors). The runway is designed to accommodate 747's. Note the cars parked below the runway. It's a bit like landing on an aircraft carrier. The second picture best shows how high it is -- and let's not even think about running off that runway!

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Question:


How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?

Answer :
Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

BRITISH POLICE OFFICER'S Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he Asian black or a muslim?

1) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
2) Could we run away?
3) Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
4) What does the law say about this situation?
5) Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
6) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
7) Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
8) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
9) Should I call 999?
10) If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? .
11) If I shoot him, and lose the court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? or prosecute me for racial abuse


AUSTRALIAN OFFICER'S Answer:
BANG!

AMERICAN OFFICER'S Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 'click'....

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?'


So 'what' does this story tell us about the state of Britain today ?? We can do nothing. We can say nothing. We are nothing ! Our British way of life is no more, it has disintegrated, we cannot be ourselves as we used to be before Brussels (and the EEC).

We have been put down and drowned by human rights legislation. Silly legislation ! Christianity is becoming the minority in our own land. The good honest upright citizens have little or no rights and the bad, dishonest cowards in our society have all the rights now ...

There 'is' nothing we can do now !!


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This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble.

PRESBYTERIAN
:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER
:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION
:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES
:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY
:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


SLOT MACHINES
:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY
:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS
:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS
:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS ! NO MORE
Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT
:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES
:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO
:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW
:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


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The Menopausal Prayer ...

Now I lay me Down to sleep,
I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles Please no bags,
And please lift my butt Before it sags.

Please no age spots Please no grey,
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord - For all that you've done.

AMEN ......


Love and Peace Kate xxx.