Sillies and so on ...


I always knew these characters working on the roads had a sense of humour ! Mind you, I suppose they would need one ...



and talking about a sense of humour ......




Did you know that ...

Baby Boomers, are people born between 1946 and 1959 .

Generation X, people have been born between 1960 and 1979.-

Generation Y, are the people born between 1980 and 2009.

Why do we call the last group Generation Y? Well, a cartoonist explains it very eloquently below...


And I always thought it was because they say....

Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?

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Talk about thinking on your feet ...
A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco's supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy, " I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier - where are you from son?" "New Zealand, sir," the boy replied. "Why did you leave New Zealand ? " the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but good time girls and rugby players there." "Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand !" "Really?" replied the boy, "Who'd she play for?"



Cheers from the land of the Tartan, Love Kate xxx.