Funnies ......


There's always one who stuffs up a good photo !

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Hi Folks,


Hope you enjoy these funnies ...


The Snooty Receptionist ....



An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
The room then erupted in applause!
"DON'T MESS WITH US OLD FOLKS".


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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today in church I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind" The pastor shouted out Cross - Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor then hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said 'POWER.' The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX' The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing 'Memories.'

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Cheers from the land of the Tartan, Love Kate xxx.