Funnies and the barber who didn't believe ...

Times Gone By ......


Hi Folks,

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage - "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this ?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?' The cardiologist smiled and leaned over then whispered to the mechanic -

"Try doing it with the engine running" !

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A Lady went into a Police Station to report her missing husband.

Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height? Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy? Lady: Not slim, can be healthy,
Inspector: Colour of eyes? Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair? Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearin?g Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ? Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying….. Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!

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The barber who didn't believe ......

A man went to a barber shop to have his hair and his beard cut as always. He started to have his hair and his beard cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects. Suddenly - they touched on the subject of God, the barber said "Look Man, I don't believe that God exists as you say so".

"Why do you say that?" asked the client. "Well, it's so easy, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God does not exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God exists, there would be no suffering nor pain. I can't think of a God who permits all of these things." The client stopped for a moment thinking but he didn't want to respond so as to prevent an argument. The barber finished his job and the client went out of the shop. Just after he left the barber shop he saw a man in the street with a long hair and beard (it seems that it had been a long time since he had his hair cut and he looked so untidy).
Then the client again entered the barber shop and he said to the barber: "Know what ? Barbers do not exist."

"How come they don't exist?"-asked the barber. "When I am here and I'm a barber." "No!" the client exclaimed. "They don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beards like that man who walks in the street." "Ah, barbers do exist, what happens is that people do not come to us." "Exactly!"- affirmed the client. "That's the point. God does exist, what happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him that's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world.
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it,
but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing
Until it arrives......
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Cheers from the land of the Tartan, Love Kate xxx.