Feel Good Tale / Jokes and Sage Sayings / Fun Video.

This wee guy seems to be saying 'Hi There' .....


How about this for a feel good story ? ...

She is pregnant, he had just saved her from a fire at her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard while he continued to fight the fire ...... When he had finally put the fire out he sat down to catch his breath and rest.

A photographer from ' The Charlotte' a North Carolina newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman. He saw her walking straight towards the fireman and wondered what she was going to do..

As he raised his camera she came up to the tired fireman who had saved her life and the lives of her babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph...



Aww ... How cute is that ?
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Here are some Scottish jokes 'agin oorsels' ... I did tell ye that we could take a joke !
The first people in the UK to have double glazing were the Scots .... so their kids couldn't hear the ice cream vans.

Have you heard about the lecherous Scotsman who lured a girl up to his attic to see his etchings? He sold her four of them....

Did you hear about the suicidal Scotsman - he went next door to his neighbour's house to gas himself....

A very popular man dies in Aberdeen and his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once, so she goes to the Aberdeen Evening Express and says 'I'd like tae place an obituary fur ma late husband' The man at the desk says 'OK, how much money dae ye have?' The old woman replies '£5' to which the man says 'Ye wont get many words for that but write something and we'll see if it's ok' So the old woman writes something and hands it over the counter. The man reads 'Peter Reid, fae Kincorth, deid' He feels sad at the abruptness of the statement and encourages the old womanto write a few more things, saying 'I think we cud allow 3 or 4 more words fer ye money. 'The old woman ponders and then adds a few more words and hand the paper over the counter again.

The man then reads 'Peter Reid, fae Kincorth, deid. Ford Escort for sale'.....

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Some Sage Sayings ......

By James M

1) God gave us two ears and one mouth for a reason...to listen twice as much as we talk.
2) Worry is misuse of the imagination.
3) A mistake at least proves somebody stopped long enough to do something!
4) Every day "Above Ground" is a "Good Day!”

By C Allen Tant
I've learned that the choices we make define the people we become. Those who make good choices become good people. Those who don't make good choices become human.

By Jean-Louis T
Those who say that money doesn't buy happiness, just don't know where to shop!
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Cheers from the land of the Tartan, Love Kate xxx.