Amazing photo / Funnies / Inspirational Story ...


This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point picture taken during the week May 11th 2009... A scene you will probably never get to see in person, so take a moment and enjoy the photograph.

And, you also see the
sun below the moon .
An amazing photo and not one easily duplicated.

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Buddy and Edna's Plane ...

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Buddy would say,

'Edna,I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,
'Edna, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Edna replied,
"Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.
If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'

Buddy replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know,
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'

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I always wondered what the P.C. did while I slept, now I know ...

Click on name and have a decco!
1. What Your Computer Does At Night
Computer software battling at night. CARTOON HOME What Your Computer Does At Night Software Battles it Out! Computer Humor, computer games, software, windows, Windows XP Share
www.toilette-humor.com/computers/computer_software.html


This next one reminds me of an advert which was shown on TV a couple of years ago advertising Irn Bru juice, but this is funnier and is strictly for the girls ... well why should men have all the fun Enjoy ......
1. The Window Washer
New Window Washing Technique CARTOON HOME The Window Washer New Window Washing Technique window washing technique, washing windows, adult cartoons, pranks, laughing, humour, male
www.toilette-humor.com/female_humor/glazenwassert.shtml


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Inspirational Story - Obstacle in our Path
Unknown Author
In ancient times, a king had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. On approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. As the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many others never understand.
If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere...





Cheers from the land of the Tartan, Love Kate xxx.