Three hits. Really?

8-0 White Sox.

The Tigers managed 3 hits, only 2 against Mr. Peavy.

Edwin Jackson looks gassed.

The Twins are currently up something like 42-0 in the 4th inning against the Royals. Thanks a bunch, KC.

Figaro takes the mound tomorrow against filthy Venezuelan turncoat, Freddy Garcia. Also tomorrow, Zach Greinke will have his biggest following ever as the entire Tiger fanbase roots him on against the Minnesota F-ing Twins.

Excuse me now, as I need Rolaids and vodka. And a gun.