Still Alive

Thank you, Justin Verlander. You too, Raburn and Maggs.

Is there any pitcher in baseball that you'd take over Justin Verlander at this point? Not me. The man needs a wallet like Jules in Pulp Fiction. Bad Mother...

Twins lead 7-1 over KC as I write this. Kubel has 2 more homers. Fat bastard.

Looks like we go back to the Horror Dome for one more. Dreamboat's up to you. Let's try scoring some runs, shall we?

BTW...anyone else make an oopsie in their pants when Nate started warming up in the 8th? Your Party Host started to tie a noose for himself.

One game left. Lets do it.