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Hi There Folks,


Last night I went with my sister in law to a friend of hers who was having a Palmist / Fortune Teller to visit. In total there were eight ladies who were having their fortune told . It's some years since I have seen one of these folk and I must admit to being a bit nervous at what he was going to come up with . The result was, I put off my time with him and ended up going into the room where he was consulting second last - the last one being the owner of the house...

The fortune teller was incredibly accurate is several things he said and I was taken aback at some of the things he came up with. The first thing he cottoned on to was that I was feeling the heat and where we were sitting was actually quite cool and I began flushing (which is something which is exacerbated by nerves) I am a member of an internet site which was set up to give help and advice to women who experience problems with menopause ... some of whom are very young - even in their twenties ... He went on to tell my age, what I had done for a living and described Rob and my two sons to a tee, he went on to describing my Mum's character and drew comparisons between my Mum and I which I hadn't been aware of.

A couple of the other things he said didn't seem to make sense though - like getting rid of my aluminium pots and pans (how on earth did he know I had these ?) but to be honest I will be following his instructions and will be getting new ones as soon as possible... and believe me, I will be stocking up on zinc pills from the Heathfood shop. He offered advice about funny pains I had been experiencing at my heart (which I have never said anything to anyone about). Very weird ! and he could tell me about my elder son's wife becoming pregnant again soon and he could describe her very accurately.

He ended up by talking about me doing voluntary work and being engaged in helping adults to read and write ..... This is something which I had been thinking about but was unaware whether or not this would be feasible.. He also had picked up on my interest in drawing and painting practically as soon as I had sat down. So, all in all he was very good at describing a lot in my life and family....

Have any of you ever gone to see a Palmist / Fortune Teller and if so were they able to catch on to what was happening in your lives ??
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Two Old Pals doing what teenage girls and boys do in photo booths all over the world ......




Come with me and picture this .........
in a third grade classroom where there is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there was a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.' He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful .. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie!

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!' Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too..'




Cheers from the land of the Tartan, Love Kate xxx.