Square Watermelons / Funny fingers / Brain exercise ...

How's about this for a space saving idea ???

Hi Folks,

Clever ideas: Square Watermelons
A round watermelon can take up a lot of room in a refrigerator
And the usually round fruit often sits awkwardly on refrigerator shelves.
Smart Japanese Farmers have forced their watermelons to grow into a square shape by inserting the melons into square, tempered glass cases While the fruit is still growing on the vine.

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Paddy's fingers
Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally
cut off all 10 of his fingers..
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said,
'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.
Paddy said,

'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2009!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.

I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said,
' an jes how in blue blazes was oi s'posed ta pick dem up !!!
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Colour Test

These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.. It took me 7 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on the first try!
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colours! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be!
A brain waker-upper for today!

Click here to start

Well, how did you get on ?? hehehe... see what I mean ? It's hard to get a hold of it and if you're not long out of bed and your brain is still fuzzy it takes a couple of go 's to get a grasp of the concept - well it does in my aged brain...

Cheers from the land of the Tartan, Love Kate xxx.