You Know I Can't Resist This One...

Big, BIG, thanks to Stephanie for this. Nice job.

Anyhoo, Jayson Stark reports that an unnamed AL Scout says that Nate "pitches like he's 40 years old. No life whatsoever. His stuff has gone backward across the board."

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever, EVER heard.

Nate does not pitch like he's 40. Jamie Moyer, Randy Johnson, Kenny Rogers in '06, Greg Maddux, that juicehead Clemens, etc. Those guys were/are 40+ and pitch(ed) great.

Nate pitches like he's at least 50. And crippled. And blind. I blame the pilates.

I'm rooting for Dontrelle or Miner...

...and Timo.