'Sometimes' / A Lawyer's Story / 2 Fun videos.

... " S O M E T I M E S " ...

Sometimes... When you cry... No one sees your tears.
Sometimes... When you are in pain... No one sees your hurt.
Sometimes. When you are worried.. No one sees your stress
Sometimes. When you are happy.. No one sees your smile .

---------But FART !! Just ONE time... And everybody knows!!
Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

Hi There Folks ...

I received this in email the other day and thought it was priceless - Enjoy!
Best Lawyer Story of the Year - This is a true story .
It won First place in a recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest
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A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, and then insured them against, among other things, fire! Within a month, having smoked his entire stock pile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON! (Stay with it). Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART.......After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON...... With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

How's about that then - there 'is' justice (even for lawyers) hehehe...
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To end this post I received these wee videos recently - talk about living dangerously? I wouldn't want to get in the way of either of these two females - would you ?
This last one is just of a man living dangerously - no funnies involved though !http://video.aol.com/video-detail/extreem-sportswmv/837411242

Cheers from the land of the Tartan and the Heather, Love Kate xxx.