Hugging a Baby/Funnies/ Stunning imagery ...

Hi There ,

Instructions for properly hugging a baby: 1. First , uh, Find a Baby ...

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

If you don't pass this along, a dog
will pee on your computer!
Hello again - As it's Funny Friday I am posting a number of funnies - I hope you enjoy them !
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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?''Yep! ''Do I know her? ''Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking? ''Not really.''Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.''Does she have lots of money? ''Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed? ''I don't know. ''Why in the world do you want to marry her then?''Because she can still drive!

'Three old guys are out walking.First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer. 'A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbour . 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour andpulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching hisbreath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

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What a Wonderful World, some beautiful images and a lovely song from a more tranquil era.. sung by a man with an incredible voice and talent.
Louis_Armstrong.pps

Have a look at the images in this wee video, I had been sent it a while ago and at the time was unable to post it to my blog as I now can do this I took the opportunity to post it today -Enjoy it! http://www.bbsradio.com/files_byothers/Ourplanetearth.pps


Cheers from the land of the Tartan and the Heather, Love Kate xxx.