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Hi Folks,
Aren't they great photographs ?
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When hurricane Hannah separated two white tigers
from their mother, Anjana came to the Rescue. Anjana,
a chimp at TIGERS in South Carolina, became
surrogate mom and playmate to the cubs, even helping
with bottle feeding, according to The Sun. But here's the
truly amazing part: This is something Anjana does all
the time, having helped raised leopard and lion cubs on
several occasions.


Hi Folks,

How about this item which I received in email yesterday from my brother-in-law in Dumfries -you got to read this.... a real decision by the courts.... for a change !
Some judgement eh ?
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FLORIDA COURT
SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
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In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover
holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against
Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.
The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case
dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor,
how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my
client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance
or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no
God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.

Don't ya love a Judge that knows his Bible.
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Here is a little something that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is from a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions :
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But : A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And: B -U -L -L -S -H- * -T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
Therefore look how far asskissing will take you.
A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that - while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and the Ass-kissing that will put you over the top ! Right ???
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I'm ending this post with a wee video which will really make you laugh, typically for me it's a really soppy childish one (but funny with it). I loved it - Enjoy !!!



Cheers from the land of the Tartan and the Heather, Love Kate xxx.