Little Johnny/Two amazing pictures/Some Videos...

Hi Folks,

This is Little Johnny, an Angel or an Imp in the disguise of a small boy......
He's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?'

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'

If this brightened your day, don't let it s top here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer! Pass on to your friends! They will like Johnny too you know!
P.S. Judy, Wee Johnny has a certain sweet impish look of Thomas Wyatt about him don't you think ?
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This is a ceiling mural in a Smoker's Lounge.
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There's another……below a BATHROOM with a painted floor ! IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY on the 10th floor of a hi-rise building........and then you have to visit the Bathroom... You open the door - Uh OHHH !! Remember the floor is just painted ! It still kind of takes your breath away though doesn't it ?


The last item on this blog comes from an email I got from my Brother-in-law John in Dumfries it appealed to my sense of humour and fair play and it also made me laugh out loud - I hope you enjoy it too. This is Karma !

The next wee video is of the Beatles singing 'And I Love Her'... which I found by accident - it's accompanied by fantastic shots of some of the beautiful people who were Film Superstars when we really did have Superstars.... Those of you who were teenagers at the time of this video and music will know what I mean ...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=96YQdiMV-Jc

The last one is added as pure indulgence, because although I loved the sixties sound I 'adored' musicals and the film 'Showboat'. Out of all the musicals I watched it was the one I loved most and thought of it as being the best, it featured Kathryn Grayson and Howard Keel . I must have watched it thirty times and it always managed to press my buttons. I even went to see the musical show performed in the Glasgow Kings Theatre, it wasn't the same though, it was the film I found magical .

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nwaJF5HNkJ0

Cheers from the land of the Tartan and the Heather, Love Kate xxx.