Very clever device/ Funny Video /A day in my Life...


Hi Folks,


I don't know about you, but I know this would slow me down! I see myself slowing down, trying to 'straddle' the hole, then breathing again when I cleared it without hitting it! This is actually a speed control device. Have another good look at the three pictures!
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Click on this for a laugh....

http://entertainment.webshots.com/video/3083324470040254310
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A typical day in the life of Kate - ahem... I realize as I type this that anyone reading it will think 'this does not sound like Kate - I mean she's soooo organized and has a system for everything ' right? yeah right ! This funnie says everything about what I get up to - apart from the blogging, which saves my sanity... Well, to be truthful it isn't me, but it 'could' be .

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - or in other words O.A. & M. = Old Age and Menopause! This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden - I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one cheque left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my cheques , but first I need to push the Coffee aside - So that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup. As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water. I put the Coffee on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: The car isn't washed The bills aren't paid There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counter The flowers don't have enough water, There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it. But first I'll check my e-mail....do me a favour - send this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who I've sent it to - Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

jus' wait till it's your turn ............



Cheers from the land of the Tartan and the Heather, Love Kate xxx.