P.C. Technical Support and a Meme...

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Hi Folks,

Have a look at some of these bloopers - supposedly from enquiries received by Technical Support - Service queries about 'Problems with your P.C. I thought some were really funny.

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one...============== Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and...Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red....Tech support: Do you have a color printer?Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer:! OKTech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: YesTech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...===============
Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape.Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Tech support: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
And last but not least...
Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'Customer: I don't have a P.Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT !

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I was surfing this morning and I found in among some sites that I had kinda missed for a week or so a meme on one of my favourites .. ' English Mum in Ireland' and I have copied and pasted it on here - so if you feel like having a go - enjoy !

By the way Em's site is a lot of fun and she has the ability to make you laugh in spite of yourself at times . She has quite a following which is understandable when you visit and I must admit to feeling a bit jealous of her 'way with words'... Although she is English she has the Irish way of talking - and you can hear the Irish accent while you're reading her articles. I love it 'cos it reminds me of a fantastic time I spent in Co. Tipperary many years ago, so if you get a chance to visit - call in for a cuppa and one of her cakes......

What are your nicknames? - Scaredy Kate (I call myself that at times ).
What TV gameshow/reality show would you like to be on? - Strictly come dancing.
What was the first movie you bought in VHS or DVD? - Casablanca.
What is your favourite scent? - Eternity .
If you had one million dollars to spend only on yourself, what would you spend it on? - House.
One place you’ve visited, can’t forget and want to go back to? - Norway.
Do you trust easily? - Yes.
Do you generally think before you act, or act before you think? - Act first.
Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days? - Grief...
Do you have a good body image? - I am fat , but I've come to terms with it...
What is your favourite fruit? - Bananas ...
What websites do you visit daily? - my usual commenters + a few others.
What have you been seriously addicted to lately? - Broccoli .
What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is? - I wasn't tagged...
What’s the last song that got stuck in your head? - Somewhere over the rainbow...
Favourite clothing - Jumper and slacks..
Do you think Rice Krispies are yummy? - Yeah especially with bananas ..
What would you do if you saw $100 lying on the ground? - Hand it in to Police.
Items you couldn’t go without during the day? - My P.C.
What should you be doing right now? - Hoovering ...

Cheers from the land of the Tartan and the Heather, Love Kate xxx.
P.S. The Name of the Image is I-Pod...... told you it was easy !