The wrong email address + Childbirth at 65 yrs.+ Joke.

..... Being terrified of heights I doubt if I'd like to be in either of these places - would you ?

Hi Folks,

There is a lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address and this is it :

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife.However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address . Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston ... a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife Date: Friday, December 1, 2006Subject: I have Arrived! Dearest Love:
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here how, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS..... Sure is hot down here!

Your loving Husband,
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Childbirth at 65 - Too good not to pass on ...
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-oldfriend of mine was able to give birth . When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first. 'Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now? ''No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now? ''No, not yet,' replied my friend.Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby? ''WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES? ''BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'

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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min A beer shortens your life by 4 min ...A working day shortens your life by 8 hours . I REST MY CASE ! I'm going home !

Cheers from the land of the Tartan and the Haggis, Love Kate xxx.