Three Men on a Hike / Luxury / Love...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An Example of Love, Balance and Co-operation....
~~~~~~~~~~ A Face with a lot of Character, and they say animals are dumb - what do you think he's saying right now ??

Hi Folks,

I found this wee gem in my emails recently and couldn't resist putting in on here -

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me Strength and the tools to cross the river' .

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' .

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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Graham, a friend of mine, was on a tube (Underground) train the other day and couldn't help but notice the couple sitting opposite. They were turned sideways in their seat so she was leaning against his chest and he had an arm round her, Graham said he looked on and smiled at the pair of them as they just looked so comfortable and in love. The tube train took a corner and for a few seconds, metal screeched against metal. The noise was almost painful. The young man winced and raised his hands to cover his ears. But halfway there his hands stopped. They changed direction and he covered his girlfriend's ears instead. As Graham said "Instinct makes us take care of ourselves - but it's love that makes us put others first." AWWWWWW !!

Cheers from the land of the Tartan and the Heather, Love Kate xxx.